Greatings fello professors of hobonostics. I have come to make a contribution to your console debate. I call it the GBC, Game Boy Chunky. I found this unusual specimen while "inspecting" a sandwhich shops "waste disposal system". (Ya, got me I was raiding through the trash at the wonder bread outlet factory!) You may have PSBOX276.8's and what not but can your system be used as a tough plastic like napkin, I Think not.
Yelrom Out!