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Yep. That's right. Gears of War has finally connected with a director and a script. I just really hope it's not a Far Cry.In other news, let's review the best freaking video game April Fool's Joke...but first, I'd just like to say, whoever said there was going to be DLC for SSBB and ended up being an April Fool's Joke, I hate you with a passion.Now, for the awesomeness...PRESENTED IN HDEH!......actually, sorry guys. Blogger will not allow...

1. Story mode is actually pretty long(like a Rainbow Six games), but it keeps a steady pace and keeps you guessing throughout the game.2. You can customize your character and weapons in every way possible. You can even make your guy fat. You want to make your guy a pickle or a tomato, well you can. You want to put your face on your character, well you can.3. The new terrorist mode lets you play with 4 friends,or random people, and take...