I'm scared.....where's my Commander Shepard!!...

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I helped my friend connect his Wii to the internet at a party and decided to take turns playing SSBB online. We knew right from the start we were screwed.i decided to take the first battle with Ike. And only a few seconds later did we realize what type of skill we were up against. You know how some people who call people that are ownage "asian"? Yeah, we just kept screaming that at the TV. We strive to get a place higher than 4th place, but it never happened.Until, one lucky game, where one of my cousins face two other people...