Showing posts with label Halo 3. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halo 3. Show all posts

As much as I loathe April Fools Day, there are some jokes that make me very happy to know that there is such a day.
Remember IGN's Legend of Zelda Movie April Fools trailer? It was totally awesome and made you wish that this movie was actually made! (well, at least, I thought that). Well, IGN has decided to do it again, this time, taking Halo and...something else (don't worry, it's obvious once you watch it). The video is hilariously fantastic!



But this is the best one.

So did you hear about that secret sex scene in Mass Effect 2 that can only be reached through playing as a female Shepard? She get's it on with...an ELCOR! Here! See for yourself!



By the way, I hope you know this is fake. But it's HILARIOUS, isn't it?

Happy April Fools Day!

New RvB episodes feature Halo 3: ODST

Posted by Anonymous Sunday, September 6, 2009 0 comments

Rooster Teeth has been making new episodes specifically featuring Halo 3: ODST. They have already released the first two episodes in this four-part ODST series.







See more at the Rooster Teeth website.

Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack coming April 9th, 800 MS Points!

Posted by Anonymous Monday, March 23, 2009 0 comments


Major Nelson has revealed that Halo 3's final map pack will release on April 9th and cost 800 Microsoft Points. The story also reminded Gears of War owners that the new map GoW2 map pack is coming out on March 31st for 800 Microsoft Points. To read the full Major Nelson story, click here.

Bungie.net has also posted pretty damn awesome stats, too. Just look at these:


* Halo 3 is still averaging close to 900,000 unique players per day on Xbox LIVE, it routinely pushes over a million on weekends, and it's actually trending upwards.
* The average Halo 3 player session clocks in at roughly one hour per play.
* The Legendary Map Pack, released just about one year ago, still averages over five thousand downloads per day!
* Both the Heroic Map Pack and Cold Storage are holding strong at over 11,000 downloads per day.
* Halo 3 charted fifteenth overall in the NPD sales chart for February 2009, again, nearly twenty months out from our retail launch.
* You're closing in on Ten BILLION Covenant Campaign kills all told (just under 9.8 billion currently).
* Total Halo 3 Players Smashed by the Banhammer, for any reason, ever: 57,854.
* Players rocking the New Hayabusa (aka Recon Armor): 452.


To see bungie.net's whole post, click here. I a little tidbit here, too. They are apparently HONORED that we are still playing as much Halo 3 as we are.

I love you too, Bungie.

Halo 3: Nintendo Style!

Posted by Anonymous Monday, March 16, 2009 1 comments



Featuring Pokemon and Mario cultural references.


Bungie.net has released a(read: ONE) hi-res screenshot of the Halo 3 Mythic Map Pack map of Sandbox. From what sources our leading us to believe is that it seems that, if you look closely, every single object in the map is movable. Information leaked from that official Australian Xbox blog would also lead us to believe that the map pack will cost 800 Microsoft points and will be released on March 3rd. The blog also has leaked information on both Orbital and Assembly, the two other maps in the pack.

The most nerdtacular wedding of all time. A Match Made in Halo.

Posted by Anonymous Tuesday, January 27, 2009 0 comments




The two met each other while playing Halo 2. They are both gamers. They want to marry each other. The bride-yes, that's right. The BRIDE-comes up with the great idea of making the wedding Halo themed; her avatar was embroidered into her wedding dress, favors that look like plasma grenades contained in a little box that says,"Happily stuck together",organized a violin quartet to play "Unforgotten", the music that plays in the Halo 3 main menu, and has someone dress up as Master Chief to preside the marriage.

I now present to you, "A match made in Halo".



To see both posts about gaming couples, click here.


Best Buy is having a pretty decent sale during January 25th thru the 31st.

Left 4 Dead (PC) is going for $39.99.
Sorry Xbox 360 owners, no deals for you.


Halo 3 is going for $39.99.
If you want to purchase the finale of the legendary trilogy and still #1 played Xbox Live game for a year, this is the time to do so!


Xbox 360 Wireless Controllers going for $39.99!



And get a free 3-Month Xbox Live Gold card with a purchase of Gears of War 2($59.99)!
The cards usually sell for $20, so if you still don't have Gears of War 2, NOW is the time to get it!

There are some pretty sweet deals here, so don't miss out because this sale ends on the 31st.

V.A.T.S. in Halo

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, January 21, 2009 0 comments



Remember Halo? Specifically Halo 3? Good times, right? We all understand that the game has already lost it's sparkle, and games that have come out more recently have been shining like the sun. What can give old games their sparkle back? With a little bit of integration....

Ladies and Gents, I present to you, V.A.T.S.(Vault-Tec Automated Targeting System), in Halo 3.

I am serious. I'm not becoming a PS3 Fanboy!

Posted by Anonymous Sunday, April 20, 2008 0 comments

Ok. So, I went to my friend's house for some party, and I had quite an experience.

First, I tried playing the drums fo realz, and I have to say it actually kind of works! Maps works the best, of course, but Reptilia and Wave of Mutilation work too! I tried Dani California, the cymbals just didn't sound right though. 3's and 7's worked fine too!

Next, I played some Guitar Hero III(not going to talk about it) and Halo 3(I have officially lost all skill).

Finally, we went inside his uncle's room to play some PS3. I played two games.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Assassin's Creed

Now, I don't know if this is for all games, but why is there always this warning about something relating to the disk? I also noticed that there actually was a loading screen at the beggining of Assassin's Creed. Does it seriously take that long? I also noticed that the PS3 version usually gets a better frame rate, but quickly switches back to a slow frame rate(like the Xbox 360, except without the better frame rate bursts), which makes the game seem unstable.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma(the original Ninja Gaiden ported to the PS3) is also a fun game, but the level of difficulty is freaking deadly. I mean, I only died 3 times, but it is very easy to get yourself killed if you don't know what your doing(the three times I died, I did not know how to use the Flying Swallow). The only boss battle I had was a very, VERY hard battle. So if this is the first battle, I can't even believe what Alma is like. It is a fun game, but getting killed is tiring, as soon after the three times I died, by the time I got to the horsemen in the second level, all i did was die.

So, that's my party. I swear I'll be updating VGNO soon!

Sarkathlon 2, might be your only chance to get recon armor.

Posted by Anonymous Friday, April 18, 2008 0 comments






Ok, so here's the laydown.

Mongoose Riding

Sharpshooting

Avalanche

Ok. So there are the basics. Some more specific rules.

End with 8 grenades

10 checkpoints with the fastest time

Whoever gets the fastest time gets Recon armor.

Runner-ups get Jinx Clothing.

All you have to do is go to bungie.net. Under the tab Community you will find the People Finder, click on it, type in Mr Sark in the search bar, click on the avaible link at the top that links to Mr Sark's profile, then click View Service Record right next to his Halo 3 insignia and total games played. Once there, click File Share and then download:

Sarkathlon2-VIP(variant)
Sarkathlon2-Map(map)
Sarkathlon2-Tut(tutorial video)

Make sure to watch the tutorial video to see how it's done. Click on the links to download if you like going the simple way.

Oh, and NO USING HORNETS!!!!

Screenshots are from Mr Sark's file share. Enjoy!

Also view his videos,

Messy-Double kill, betrayal, and a suicide. Not bad for one laser.
Sarkathlon 1 Winning Video-Video of champion's run, DJ Maluus. This will show you that it's not as easy as it seems, and that there are other ways of completing the courses.


Oh, by the way, did I mention the prize was RECON ARMOR!!!!!!

Sarkathlon 2, why do I mention it...why does it matter?

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, April 16, 2008 0 comments


A Halo Marathon...by why do you care?

It is all worth the prize...it's just going to be as hard as hell though.

Click here for information.


By the way, the map will be available tomorrow.

Gloqwi I am your FATHER!

Posted by Anonymous Saturday, April 12, 2008 1 comments

Well if you haven't figured out already, Gloqwi has left this blog and went on to VGNO(whatever that stands for). I'm not sure if he left or if he just isn't going to write on this blog anymore. I was thinking he could just write the anime stuff there and stuff we(writers on THIS blog) would find interesting like video games news and so forth here. Hopefully he will take my suggestion. He mentioned on his other blog how you get a 4 month Bungie Pro subscription for free with the New Halo 3 maps. To bad HE WON'T GET THEM AND I WILL! I don't even plan on using the slots so whatever.
Now let me dedicate this video to my son who I hope is watching this right now. :(

Why doesn't everyone calm down

Posted by Anonymous Thursday, April 10, 2008 3 comments


Let's not go into the Savage vs. Amir fight soooo Ikaruga(one of the best Gamecube games EVER) was released on Xbox Live Marketplace yesterday. I played the trail and that game is crazy hard, well atleast for me. Fans boycott the Battlefield:Bad Company DLC because it's expensive, Variety Map Pack looks amazing, Legendary Map Pack in 5 days, and GTA IV is going to be amazing I HOPE!

CALL OF DUTY 4 VARIETY MAP PACK OUT TODAY

Posted by Anonymous Friday, April 4, 2008 0 comments


Kaillif lied once again. The Variety Map-Pack for Call of Duty 4 was released today for both the Xbox 360 and PS3 for 800 microsoft pionts or $10. Now I can't say I got it the first day, but there still is halo 3

5 reason why R6V2 is a must have

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2 comments


1. Story mode is actually pretty long(like a Rainbow Six games), but it keeps a steady pace and keeps you guessing throughout the game.

2. You can customize your character and weapons in every way possible. You can even make your guy fat. You want to make your guy a pickle or a tomato, well you can. You want to put your face on your character, well you can.

3. The new terrorist mode lets you play with 4 friends,or random people, and take out all the terrorist in a map, but you only get 2 respawns. On Normal difficulty it isn't hard, but realistic is very challenging.

4. New additions to Rainbow Six Vegas 2 are that A.C.E.S.(challenges you have to complete like in Call of Duty 4) lets you unlock new weapons and armor for your character.

5. I forgot to mention...the MULTI-PLAYER IS AWESOME. Total Counquest is probably my favorite game mode ever in a game. It's basically like headquarters except way more intense and fun. There are 3 satleites things in a map and you have to capture and hold each one so that the other team doesn't control it. You gain xp for EVERY kill you partner/s makes in any mode even story mode. There is also a VIP thing like in Halo 3,but I haven't played that one yet.

Just pick up the game!

I'm getting Rainbow Six:Vegas 2 and your not!

Posted by Anonymous Friday, March 28, 2008 2 comments


Yes it is confirmed. This weekend instead of getting Halo 3 I will get Rainbow Six: Vegas 2. It looks awesome and my friends told me to get so what da heck, only problem... I will lose all my money and my Xbox Live Gold expires in 6 days, but since there won't be any Xbox live April 1'st I only have 5 days! I'll probably just beg my mom for it.

The DLC battle is on!

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, March 19, 2008 1 comments

Halo 3 Legendary Map-Pack vs. Call of Duty 4 Map-Pack. It's on. The Legendary Map-Pack is set to release April 15 while Call of Duty 4 hasn't set a date but has shown some very interesting videos. I don't know, I mean RSV2 looks pretty cool too.

Congrats, Nathan.

Posted by Anonymous Saturday, March 8, 2008 0 comments





Usually, I would be jealous and crazy and say,"This guy doesn't deserve it", but this news is so awesome. Congrats Nathaniel on getting what you deserve. Those evil and vile people at Microsoft have done bad to you, but Bungie has fixed all your problems....


If you don't have a clue about what I'm talking about, here's the gist of it. A person named Nathan gets an Xbox 360 tattooed with artwork by Luke McKay and signatures from Bungie and Rooster Teeth. Sadly, this Xbox 360 RRoDs on his Xbox. He tells them the repair center about the situation and wanted to make sure that he would get the EXACT same Xbox back after repair. Upon the package returning, though, he finds a completely clean XBOX 360. None of that stuff that was previously on it. You could guess that he was pretty mad. Bungie was informed of this and they wanted to apologize. They did, and how they did is the awesome part.


HALO 3 SWAG BAG FOR TEH WIN!!!!!!!!!!!


Once again, congrats Jare-I mean Nathaniel.



The pictures are so cool I had to post BOTH!!!! Devil May Care*ahem*Christ*ahem*Chry, oh, just screw it. !!!!!

WTF!!?!?!?!? If they were planning to beat CoD4 with this crap, it's not going to happen. I've been waiting so long for a team swat playlist on Halo 3, but pissed that it's only TEMPORARY!!!!!!

Oh well. God of War 3 announced. Maybe this will be the one I get. All the past games look kool.

N+ looks VERY INTRESTING. I have a thousand microsoft points....what should I use them for?

I finally saw Dishwasher's masterpiece....HOLYCRAPMOFGLOLZMAOJKWTZKY!??!?!?DEAD SAMURAI FOR TEH LIFE!!!!!!

Now I understand why they said Metal Gear Solid 4 cannot be on the Xbox 360....because it's not Bluuuu-ray....

I wouldn't have taken that as an excuse, but now that I've heard the news that Metal Gear Solid 4 is to big for even Blu Ray, Hideo deserves my apology. I apologize....

Or is that just a lie?

By the way guys, Army of Two looks even more awesome than the commercial...which is AWESOME! I saw some gameplay footage and watched the review, and I might've completely understated it....but I have to play it for myself for the final verdict.

I might also get either Peggle or Phase for my iPod. Can't wait to try them out!

And Zero..*ahem* Nero Punctuation has taken a stand at Devy May Cri For. Watch the review!




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I really wish I was at Gee Dee See now. I would have been the only person screaming my head off when Cliffy announced Gears of War 2. I'm serious. I would not be embarrassed one single bit.

Where is everybody

Posted by Anonymous Tuesday, March 4, 2008 1 comments

I don't know what we're doing wrong! I mean we add tags, we add pictures, but we still don't have any viewers. Pissing me off a bit. Well in gaming news, Super Smash Brothers Brawl got a 9.5 from IGN. That reminds me...Halo 3 got a 9.5 from IGN too. And it's video review is the only one without the IGN popup thing.

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